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UNDER WHICH LYRE
A Reactionary Tract for the Times

Ares at last has quit the field,
The bloodstains on the bushes yield
      To seeping showers,
And in their convalescent state
The fractured towns associate
      With summer flowers.

Encamped upon the college plain
Raw veterans already train
      As freshman forces;
Instructors with sarcastic tongue
Shepherd the battle-weary young
      Through basic courses.

Among bewildering appliances
For mastering the arts and sciences
      They stroll or run,
And nerves that steeled themselves to slaughter
Are shot to pieces by the shorter
      Poems of Donne.

Professors back from secret missions
Resume their proper eruditions,
      Though some regret it;
They liked their dictaphones a lot,
T hey met some big wheels, and do not
      Let you forget it.

But Zeus' inscrutable decree
Permits the will-to-disagree
      To be pandemic,
Ordains that vaudeville shall preach
And every commencement speech
      Be a polemic.

Let Ares doze, that other war
Is instantly declared once more
’Twixt those who follow
Precocious Hermes all the way
And those who without qualms obey
Pompous Apollo.

Brutal like all Olympic games,
Though fought with smiles and Christian names
      And less dramatic,
This dialectic strife between
The civil gods is just as mean,
      And more fanatic.

What high immortals do in mirth
Is life and death on Middle Earth;
      Their a-historic
Antipathy forever gripes
All ages and somatic types,
      The sophomoric

Who face the future’s darkest hints
With giggles or with prairie squints
      As stout as Cortez,
And those who like myself turn pale
As we approach with ragged sail
      The fattening forties.

The sons of Hermes love to play
And only do their best when they
      Are told they oughtn’t;
Apollo’s children never shrink
From boring jobs but have to think
      Their work important.

Related by antithesis,
A compromise between us is
      Impossible;
Respect perhaps but friendship never:
Falstaff the fool confronts forever
      The prig Prince Hal.

If he would leave the self alone,
Apollo’s welcome to the throne,
      Fasces and falcons;
He loves to rule, has always done it;
The earth would soon, did Hermes run it,
      Be like the Balkans.

But jealous of our god of dreams,
His common-sense in secret schemes
      To rule the heart;
Unable to invent the lyre,
Creates with simulated fire
      Official art.

And when he occupies a college,
Truth is replaced by Useful Knowledge;
      He pays particular
Attention to Commercial Thought,
Public Relations, Hygiene, Sport,
      In his curricula.

Athletic, extrovert and crude,
For him, to work in solitude
      Is the offence,
The goal a populous Nirvana:
His shield bears this device: Mens sana
      Qui mal y pense.

Today his arms, we must confess,
From Right to Left have met success,
      His banners wave
From Yale to Princeton, and the news
From Broadway to the Book Reviews
      Is very grave.

His radio Homers all day long
In over-Whitmanated song
      That does not scan,
With adjectives laid end to end,
Extol the doughnut and commend
      The Common Man.

His, too, each homely lyric thing
On sport or spousal love or spring
      Or dogs or dusters,
Invented by some court-house bard
For recitation by the yard
      In filibusters.

To him ascend the prize orations
And sets of fugal variations
      On some folk-ballad,
While dietitians sacrifice
A glass of prune-juice or a nice
      Marsh-mallow salad.

Charged with his compound of sensational
Sex plus some undenominational
      Religious matter,
Enormous novels by co-eds
Rain down on our defenceless heads
      Till our teeth chatter.

In fake Hermetic uniforms
Behind our battle-line, in swarms
    That keep alighting,
His existentialists declare
That they are in complete despair,
    Yet go on writing.

No matter; He shall be defied;
White Aphrodite is on our side:
    What though his threat
To organize us grow more critical?
Zeus willing, we, the unpolitical,
    Shall beat him yet.

Lone scholars, sniping from the walls
Of learned periodicals,
    Our facts defend,
Our intellectual marines,
Landing in little magazines
    Capture a trend.

By night our student Underground
At cocktail parties whisper round
    From ear to ear;
Fat figures in the public eye
Collapse next morning, ambushed by
    Some witty sneer.

In our morale must lie our strength:
So, that we may behold at length
    Routed Apollo’s
Battalions melt away like fog,
Keep well the Hermetic Decalogue,
    Which runs as follows:—

Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases,
Thou shalt not write thy doctor’s thesis
    On education,
Thou shalt not worship projects nor
Shalt thou or thine bow down before
    Administration.

Thou shalt not answer questionnaires
Or quizzes upon World-Affairs,
    Nor with compliance
Take any test. Thou shalt not sit
With statisticians nor commit
    A social science.

Thou shalt not be on friendly terms
With guys in advertising firms,
    Nor speak with such
As read the Bible for its prose,
Nor, above all, make love to those
    Who wash too much.

Thou shalt not live within thy means
Nor on plain water and raw greens.
    If thou must choose
Between the chances, choose the odd;
Read The New Yorker, trust in God;
    And take short views.

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